A Trashy House Party!

I am the ultimate get it done kind of gal! Some would deem this as a wonderful quality, but on mornings like I had today, I would say it is not!!!
So, last night as the mist and drizzle began to fall (again) my sensitive sniffer decided that the garbage was beginning to smell just a little bit on the "rank" side. My smart and efficient self took the heavy load, which consisted of some really nasty Ki-Ki diapers, and tied it up tightly. Having no trash pick is a bummer, but being able to take it to the dump any time you want is not bad either. As a result, I opened the door and placed the load on the porch with intentions of taking it with me in the morning and getting rid of the trash. Spraying the house with room freshener I turned into bed and sniffed the nice aroma that permeated throughout the house, glad to be rid of the stinky smells.
Much to my surprise I got up this morning and realized that I had been left with a very nice present on my front porch, front yard, and all of the surrounding areas. I guess and pack of "dawgs" (as Randy Jackson would call them) had a house party in my yard last night. The trash was thrown here, there, and everywhere. Now the smell was even worse, because I had to pick it up once again! Totally gross!!!
Anyway, it is all picked up and the trash is now gone. I hope?!
Maybe next time I will be a little more diligent and stick the bag in the plastic can so that we don't have a repeat.